Planktonitis - The disease that the
government and the doctors refuse to talk about!
This "Agnes" Cartoon was received in the
mail in October 2004
This website is based on the
theory that millions of people throughout the world gain weight, not because of
the meals they eat, but because of the microscopic organisms that are in the
air they breathe. Just like the whales in the oceans who get much of their
sustinence from microscopic organism like Plankton, the Planktonitis Society
believes that millions of people gain weight because they too (just like the
whales) are getting extra sustinence from microscopic organisms that they
breathe in, hence the name: PLANKTONITIS. The purpose of this website will be
to examine all aspects of this theory (including the connection to whales and
the possibility that weight gain is due to a virus) and to publish the
results.
Beware of the Early Signs
of Planktonitis
Picture of a person with
full-blown Planktonitis
"Pictures of other
people with Planktonitis will be shown after they are **OUTED**"
Picture of a person cured
of Planktonitis
"This is a good example
of the cure being worse than having Planktonitis
itself"
Sometimes Having
Planktonitis Can Help Out On the Farm
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We hope you will find this website
informative and easy to use. If you have any suggestions on how to improve our
website, or have found some broken links, please let us know. You can
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email us. Your suggestions are always welcome and thanks again for stopping
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